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Absolute Menace Unisex Cotton Sweatshirt

$44.99 USD

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Introducing the Absolute Menace Sweatshirt—featuring baby Allie Reichert looking tiny but already terrifying. This isn’t just a sweatshirt—it’s visual proof that the menace started early. With a soft fleece interior and a street-ready silhouette, it’s built for pre-game confidence, post-match chills, and everywhere the chaos takes you.

Layer it up or let it shine solo—either way, you’re not just wearing a sweatshirt... you’re wearing a legacy.

Product Specs

100% cotton face with a cozy fleece interior.
Ribbed crew neck, cuffs, and hem for that snug, polished finish.
Durable double-needle stitching—because just like Allie’s backhand, it’s built to last.
Runs small—size up unless you’re team fitted.

Born bold. Raised relentless. This is baby Allie energy, bottled.

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Slow Fashion for Fast Hands.

All orders will take 7 to 10 days to print and ship. Each Allie Reichert product is made just for you—because you’re worth it. This means it might take a little longer to land on your doorstep, but hey, good things take time (just like perfecting that double backhand).

By making products on demand instead of stockpiling, we’re helping to cut down on overproduction—and you’re part of that thoughtful, planet-friendly vibe. So thanks for being awesome and patient.