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Absolute Menace Unisex Cotton Tank Top

$26.99 USD

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Warning: menace in the making. The Absolute Menace Tank features a throwback snapshot of baby Allie Reichert—proof that greatness starts early and attitude is ageless. Whether you're lifting, lounging, or lobbing winners, this premium tank brings the heat with vintage vibes and future-legend energy.

Crafted from ultra-soft, durable fabric with a relaxed fit and drop armholes, it’s built for all-day movement and all-eyes-on-you moments. Because let’s be honest—menaces don’t play it safe.

Product Specs

100% combed ring-spun cotton—soft enough for recovery, tough enough for competition.
Mid/heavyweight fabric with a smooth, structured finish.
Relaxed fit and drop armholes for max mobility and menace.
Soft-washed surface that feels as good as it looks.

Start ‘em young. Flex it forever. Sleeves not included.

Size Guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26

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Slow Fashion for Fast Hands.

All orders will take 7 to 10 days to print and ship. Each Allie Reichert product is made just for you—because you’re worth it. This means it might take a little longer to land on your doorstep, but hey, good things take time (just like perfecting that double backhand).

By making products on demand instead of stockpiling, we’re helping to cut down on overproduction—and you’re part of that thoughtful, planet-friendly vibe. So thanks for being awesome and patient.