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Absolute Menace | Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt

Absolute Menace | Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt

Regular price $28.99 USD
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Some kids grow up to be doctors. Some become astronauts. Baby Allie Reichert? She grew up to be a full-blown menace—first on the basketball court, and now terrorizing pickleball courts nationwide.

This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee is as durable as Allie’s game and as comfy as post-match snacks. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s perfect for dinking, drinking (iced coffee, obviously), or just embracing your inner court menace.

Key Features:

✔ 100% cotton, because polyester is for people who don’t commit to chaos.
✔ Relaxed fit—ideal for plotting your next Erne attack.
✔ Double-stitched durability, just like Allie’s resolve after a blown lead.

Wear it proudly and let the world know: once a menace, always a menace.

Each Allie Reichert product is made just for you—because you’re worth it. This means it might take a little longer to land on your doorstep, but hey, good things take time (just like perfecting that double backhand). By making products on demand instead of stockpiling, we’re helping to cut down on overproduction—and you’re part of that thoughtful, planet-friendly vibe. So thanks for being awesome and patient. 🌍

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
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