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Absolute Menace Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Short-Sleeve Shirt

$32.99 USD

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Proof that the menace was born, not made. The Absolute Menace Long Sleeve showcases baby Allie Reichert in all her pint-sized glory—serving face, attitude, and future GOAT energy. With a heavyweight feel and perfectly broken-in look, this tee brings big-time presence whether you’re rallying on the court or holding court on the couch.

Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, it keeps its shape no matter how wild the game—or the throwback—gets.

Product Specs

100% soft ring-spun cotton with heavyweight structure.
Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk—so it fits like a favorite, wash after wash.
Relaxed fit with rib cuffs for that old-school athlete energy.
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting comfort and durability.

From crib to court, the chaos was inevitable. This is the long sleeve that started it all.

Size Guide

	WIDTH (inches)	LENGTH (inches)	SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾

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Slow Fashion for Fast Hands.

All orders will take 7 to 10 days to print and ship. Each Allie Reichert product is made just for you—because you’re worth it. This means it might take a little longer to land on your doorstep, but hey, good things take time (just like perfecting that double backhand).

By making products on demand instead of stockpiling, we’re helping to cut down on overproduction—and you’re part of that thoughtful, planet-friendly vibe. So thanks for being awesome and patient.