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Absolute Menace Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Long-Sleeve Shirt

Absolute Menace Unisex Heavyweight Cotton Long-Sleeve Shirt

Regular price $36.99 USD
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Before she was lighting up the pro circuit, baby Allie Reichert was already giving off big menace energy—and now it’s immortalized on this heavyweight long sleeve tee. The Absolute Menace Long Sleeve brings that signature fire to your wardrobe with a vintage-inspired design, bold attitude, and a vibe that says “some things never change.”

Garment-dyed for that lived-in look and pre-shrunk to keep its shape, this tee is built for everything from sideline smirks to post-match power naps.

Product Specs

  • 100% soft ring-spun cotton with serious substance.
  • Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk—so it stays the same, even if your game doesn’t.
  • Relaxed fit with rib cuffs for that vintage athlete feel.
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting comfort and durability.
  • Heavyweight fabric that’s soft, structured, and spotlight-ready.

From crib confidence to court chaos—this is menace, mastered.

Size Guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 26 ⅝ 31-34 31 ⅞
M 28 34-37 33 ¾
L 29 ¾ 38-41 36 ⅞
XL 30 ¾ 42-45 37 ¼
2XL 31 ⅝ 46-49 38 ¾
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Slow Fashion for Fast Hands.

All orders will take 7 to 10 days to print and ship. Each Allie Reichert product is made just for you—because you’re worth it. This means it might take a little longer to land on your doorstep, but hey, good things take time (just like perfecting that double backhand).

By making products on demand instead of stockpiling, we’re helping to cut down on overproduction—and you’re part of that thoughtful, planet-friendly vibe. So thanks for being awesome and patient.