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Absolute Menace Unisex Lightweight Cotton Short-Sleeve Shirt

$29.99 USD

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Born to ball. Raised to disrupt. The Absolute Menace Tee throws it way back with a snapshot of baby Allie Reichert—tiny, tenacious, and already on the path to pickleball domination. With a fit that feels broken-in from day one and a look that says “I’ve always been a problem,” this tee brings major energy to your everyday lineup.

Whether you’re crushing rallies, cruising through recovery, or just causing a little chaos, this shirt’s got your back.

Product Specs

100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a cloud-soft feel
Lightweight with the perfect amount of stretch—moves when you do
Pre-shrunk and side-seamed to keep its shape, just like your backhand
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean, durable finish.

Start trouble. Stay comfy. Absolute menace approved.

Size Guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53

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Slow Fashion for Fast Hands.

All orders will take 7 to 10 days to print and ship. Each Allie Reichert product is made just for you—because you’re worth it. This means it might take a little longer to land on your doorstep, but hey, good things take time (just like perfecting that double backhand).

By making products on demand instead of stockpiling, we’re helping to cut down on overproduction—and you’re part of that thoughtful, planet-friendly vibe. So thanks for being awesome and patient.